If you’re a parent, you know that kids areso gross. Like, more disgusting than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams.
One mother experienced new heights of gag-inducing repulsiveness when she came across a mysterious lump in her bathroom.
Fair warning: This story may make you runcrying into the shower.
This is Ashford Evans, mother of three, blogger at Biscuits and Gravy, and victim of a beyond nasty kid-induced incident.
Here is Ashford’s lovely family. It is with these seemingly innocent smiling faces that our sinister tale begins.
On Ashford’s , she shared a photo of a mysterious fragrant lump she found in her bathroom when she returned home from a work trip.
“When I entered the bathroom I was greeted by a sweet citrus smell,” Ashford wrote.
“The entire bathroom seemed to have been scrubbed just before my arrival…and thats when I saw it.”
She noticed what looked like an old bar of soap sitting in a cereal bowl on the shelf.
According to Ashford, it smelleddelicious.
“I picked it up and held it to my nose breathing the scent in,” she wrote on her blog. “The smell of fresh grapefruit in a perfectly silent house is just short of heaven I believe.”
Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/mom-finds-mysterious-fragrant-lump-in-her-bathroom-then-realizes-something-horrifying/