Perks Of Being In The Friend Zone

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Perks Of Being In The Friend Zone
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Omar Lopez

1. Complimentary tote bag.

2. Health care (includes dental).

3. Kickball league.

4. The knowledge that you are seen as a multifaceted human being rather than just a sexual object.

5. Sheet masks!

6. Packets of fruit snacks (only the red ones).

7. A Kindle filled with think pieces written by guys who thought it was unfair they were put in the friend zone with edits/commentary by the women who supposedly put them there.

8. Air conditioning.

9. Neighbors are really nice.

10. Good podcast recommendations.

11. Movie nights on Thursdays.

12. Understanding that literally nobody owes you anything!

13. A friend??? Stop being weird.

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